That how we do what we do when we do do, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers
(Heh, heh, he said do-do)
Depressing
New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer admitted he was involved in a prostitution ring. Spitzer spent as much as $80,000 on prostitutes. Guys, how depressing is that? He not only couldn’t get laid as governor of New York, he had to spend $80,000 to do it.
Not surprising
New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer resigned over hiring prostitutes. Nobody in the state legislature supported Spitzer during the scandal. But that’s not a surprise. Anyone who is a governor and still has to spend $80,000 to get laid can’t have the best people skills.
I would hope so
During his resignation over using a prostitute ring, New York Governor Eliot Spitzer said; “Our greatest glory consists not in never falling but in rising every time we fall." Yeah, and at $4,300 a shot, he better believe in his ability to rise.
So there
Renowned golf coach Butch Harmon fired John Daly because he said Daly was only interested in getting drunk; Daly objected vehemently claiming; “I also want to eat and get laid.”
That doesn’t count
The man poised to replace the whore-mongering New York Gov., Eliot Spitzer, L.T. Gov. David Peterson, is legally blind. He would become the first sight-impaired governor, if you don’t count Bill Clinton’s beer goggles.
That’s for sure
New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer admitted he was involved in a prostitution ring. It is estimated Spitzer spent as much as $80,000 on prostitutes. This guy really put the goober in Gubernatorial.
Hey, now wait a minute . . .
New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer admitted he was involved in a prostitution ring. It is estimated Spitzer spent as much as $80,000 on prostitutes. $80,000 to get laid. Or as most guys call that: marriage.
A lot for a ring
New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer admitted he was involved in a prostitution ring and it is estimated he spent $80,000 on the prostitution ring. In fact, the only person who spent more on a ring for sex? Kobe Bryant.
Since you asked:
TV shows are airing again since the writer’s strike. But who needs writers? Sure, writer Chuck Lorre has success with “Two and a Half Men” but that’s because of the talent of the stars Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer. But since Chuck Lorre stopped writing for their shows “Cybil” “Grace Under Fire” and “Roseanne”, just look at how great the careers have continued of Cybil Shepard, Roseanne Barr, Tom Arnold and Brett Butler.
Oh.
(Heh, heh, he said do-do)
Depressing
New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer admitted he was involved in a prostitution ring. Spitzer spent as much as $80,000 on prostitutes. Guys, how depressing is that? He not only couldn’t get laid as governor of New York, he had to spend $80,000 to do it.
Not surprising
New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer resigned over hiring prostitutes. Nobody in the state legislature supported Spitzer during the scandal. But that’s not a surprise. Anyone who is a governor and still has to spend $80,000 to get laid can’t have the best people skills.
I would hope so
During his resignation over using a prostitute ring, New York Governor Eliot Spitzer said; “Our greatest glory consists not in never falling but in rising every time we fall." Yeah, and at $4,300 a shot, he better believe in his ability to rise.
So there
Renowned golf coach Butch Harmon fired John Daly because he said Daly was only interested in getting drunk; Daly objected vehemently claiming; “I also want to eat and get laid.”
That doesn’t count
The man poised to replace the whore-mongering New York Gov., Eliot Spitzer, L.T. Gov. David Peterson, is legally blind. He would become the first sight-impaired governor, if you don’t count Bill Clinton’s beer goggles.
That’s for sure
New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer admitted he was involved in a prostitution ring. It is estimated Spitzer spent as much as $80,000 on prostitutes. This guy really put the goober in Gubernatorial.
Hey, now wait a minute . . .
New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer admitted he was involved in a prostitution ring. It is estimated Spitzer spent as much as $80,000 on prostitutes. $80,000 to get laid. Or as most guys call that: marriage.
A lot for a ring
New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer admitted he was involved in a prostitution ring and it is estimated he spent $80,000 on the prostitution ring. In fact, the only person who spent more on a ring for sex? Kobe Bryant.
Since you asked:
TV shows are airing again since the writer’s strike. But who needs writers? Sure, writer Chuck Lorre has success with “Two and a Half Men” but that’s because of the talent of the stars Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer. But since Chuck Lorre stopped writing for their shows “Cybil” “Grace Under Fire” and “Roseanne”, just look at how great the careers have continued of Cybil Shepard, Roseanne Barr, Tom Arnold and Brett Butler.
Oh.
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