We gonna waylay the parlay and delay the dooms day, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers
Oh goody
To sooth the public’s worries about the economy, President Bush said “I’m on top of it.” That’s about as comforting as R. Kelly offering to baby sit.
Yes, Woody, I know it was really Patrick Henry
Have you seen the HBO series “John Adams.”? It stars that “Sideways” star, Paul Giamatti. I particularly liked the scene where Giamatti as Adams says; “Give me liberty, or give me death, but no effing Merlot.”
I say there ol’ chap
Stanford faces Cornell in the first round of the NCAA men’s college basketball tournament. Can you imagine the trash taking in the Stanford-Cornell game? “Your Matriarch is so unintelligent she can only abbreviate Pi to the fifth number.”
Ewww
A woman is suing American Airlines because she awoke to find the guy sitting next to her masturbating. You thought it was disgusting when the guy next to you farted?
What kind of water?
Pharmaceuticals, including Viagra, have been found in the water supplies in the New York and New Jersey area. That explains why the New York and New Jersey governors have been hiring hookers, having affairs and three ways. They’re horny from the boner water.
Yikes
Many experts say the $48 mil settlement Heather Mills received from Paul McCartney was the minimum since she requested $250 million. By firing her lawyers, Mills was trying to prove she was not a greedy gold digger. In sad irony, it turns out her defense didn’t have a leg to stand on.
Or something close to it
New York and New Jersey governors have been hiring hookers, having multiple affairs and participating in male- male-female three-ways. We need to put a governor on the pants of our governors.
What’s in a name?
It's been reported that Barack Obama's Secret Service name is ‘Renegade', and Hillary Clinton's Secret Service name is ‘Evergreen'. And Ralph Nadar’s Secret Service name? “That guy.”
It's been reported that Barack Obama's Secret Service name is ‘Renegade', and Hillary Clinton's Secret Service name is ‘Evergreen'. Did you know what Dennis Kucinich’s Secret Service name was? “The Keebler Elf with the hot, tall redhead.”
Oh goody
To sooth the public’s worries about the economy, President Bush said “I’m on top of it.” That’s about as comforting as R. Kelly offering to baby sit.
Yes, Woody, I know it was really Patrick Henry
Have you seen the HBO series “John Adams.”? It stars that “Sideways” star, Paul Giamatti. I particularly liked the scene where Giamatti as Adams says; “Give me liberty, or give me death, but no effing Merlot.”
I say there ol’ chap
Stanford faces Cornell in the first round of the NCAA men’s college basketball tournament. Can you imagine the trash taking in the Stanford-Cornell game? “Your Matriarch is so unintelligent she can only abbreviate Pi to the fifth number.”
Ewww
A woman is suing American Airlines because she awoke to find the guy sitting next to her masturbating. You thought it was disgusting when the guy next to you farted?
What kind of water?
Pharmaceuticals, including Viagra, have been found in the water supplies in the New York and New Jersey area. That explains why the New York and New Jersey governors have been hiring hookers, having affairs and three ways. They’re horny from the boner water.
Yikes
Many experts say the $48 mil settlement Heather Mills received from Paul McCartney was the minimum since she requested $250 million. By firing her lawyers, Mills was trying to prove she was not a greedy gold digger. In sad irony, it turns out her defense didn’t have a leg to stand on.
Or something close to it
New York and New Jersey governors have been hiring hookers, having multiple affairs and participating in male- male-female three-ways. We need to put a governor on the pants of our governors.
What’s in a name?
It's been reported that Barack Obama's Secret Service name is ‘Renegade', and Hillary Clinton's Secret Service name is ‘Evergreen'. And Ralph Nadar’s Secret Service name? “That guy.”
It's been reported that Barack Obama's Secret Service name is ‘Renegade', and Hillary Clinton's Secret Service name is ‘Evergreen'. Did you know what Dennis Kucinich’s Secret Service name was? “The Keebler Elf with the hot, tall redhead.”
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