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One of the top sponsors for the AT&T National tournamentp broadcast in DC was the erectile dysfunction drug makers of Cialus. Is that money well spent? One thing a guy who sat around watching golf all day is not getting is laid.

The World Series of Poker has begun in Las Vegas with many celebrity players including Ben Affleck. Is anybody surprised that Ben Affleck is good at poker? His last five movies have been straight flushes.

Nicole Richey is reportedly pregnant. At first people thought she was drinking again because it looked like she swallowed an olive.

Clay Aiken reportedly got in a scuffle on an airplane with a woman.. There was sobbing, hair-pulling, screaming, scratching, slapping. And the woman got upset as well.

The Spice Girls are getting back together. Now that they’re older, instead of being called Posh Spice, Scary Spice, Ginger Spice, Sporty Spice and Baby Spice, now it’s Hot Flash Spice, Stretch-mark Spice, Metamucil Spice, Cranky Spice and Why Did I Come In Here? Spice.

A European study claims wine can prevent gum diseases and bacteria in the mouth. Apparently these researchers have not smelled David Hasselhof’s breath.

There is a nasty rumor circulating Hollywood that, due to her over-use of muscle relaxants, “American Idol” host Paula Abdul has had, well, bowel control incidents. Although we don’t know if it is true, if it is, it certainly explains the grumpy look on Simon Cowell’s face.

The diet drug Alli is selling well despite disclaimers that it causes uncontrollable diarrhea to the point the drug maker suggest Alli users carry spare pants. How fat and lazy have we become when we actually choose pooping our pants over diet and exercise?

Guess who turned Sixty yesterday? OJ Simpson. OJ celebrated in his usual way: he played pin the tale on the real killers.