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Free Paris
After serving just three days in jail, Paris Hilton has been let out of jail for medical reasons, and sent home with an ankle bracelet monitor. Just when I was starting to feel safe.
Lame
“Dancing with the Stars”Paul McCartney-ex, Heather Mills said she would never do another reality show. As far as Heather is concerned, reality shows don’t have a leg to stand on and they make her hopping mad.
Now why would it get caught in her . . .? Ohhhhhh
After serving just three days in jail, Paris Hilton has been let out of jail for medical reasons, and sent home with an ankle bracelet monitor. Authorities say there is something wrong with Paris’s ankle bracelet monitor. It seems it keeps getting caught in her earring.
After serving just three days in jail, Paris Hilton has been let out of an L.A. jail and sent home with an ankle monitor. Yeah, it’s all part of that new get-tough with criminals-so-make-them-lie-on-their-leather-couch-sipping-Cristal-champagne-eating-Beluga-cavier-and-watching-high-def-DVDs-in-their-Malibu-mansion rehabilitation program.
Common ground
Sunday night is the show finale of “The Sopranos” and the 61st Annual Tony Awards, one show is of interest to Mafia wise guys and the other is for gay men. Either way it is a big night of guys all whacking each other.
Makes sense
In New York, a man has sued the maker of the health drink Boost Plus, claiming the vitamin-enriched beverage gave him a painful erection that would not subside. The medical name for an annoying erection that won’t go away? Donald Trump.
Not clear on the concept
I’m not sure Paris Hilton gets what’s going on with jail. After they took her mug shot, Paris asked who she should autograph it to.
So excited
The Tony Awards are Sunday. Or as Ryan Seacrest call that: two days, one hour and sixteen minutes and 45 seconds.
Huh?
In big step in stem cell advancement, three teams of scientists say they’ve produced the equivalent of embryonic stem cells without taking the controversial step of destroying embryos. Upon being told this, President Bush blinked and said; “I like cookies.”
That long ago
Scientists are saying they now know how a mummy from the ice age died. He was shot with an arrow in the shoulder right after his “60 Minutes” interview with Mike Wallace.
Free Paris
After serving just three days in jail, Paris Hilton has been let out of jail for medical reasons, and sent home with an ankle bracelet monitor. Just when I was starting to feel safe.
Lame
“Dancing with the Stars”Paul McCartney-ex, Heather Mills said she would never do another reality show. As far as Heather is concerned, reality shows don’t have a leg to stand on and they make her hopping mad.
Now why would it get caught in her . . .? Ohhhhhh
After serving just three days in jail, Paris Hilton has been let out of jail for medical reasons, and sent home with an ankle bracelet monitor. Authorities say there is something wrong with Paris’s ankle bracelet monitor. It seems it keeps getting caught in her earring.
After serving just three days in jail, Paris Hilton has been let out of an L.A. jail and sent home with an ankle monitor. Yeah, it’s all part of that new get-tough with criminals-so-make-them-lie-on-their-leather-couch-sipping-Cristal-champagne-eating-Beluga-cavier-and-watching-high-def-DVDs-in-their-Malibu-mansion rehabilitation program.
Common ground
Sunday night is the show finale of “The Sopranos” and the 61st Annual Tony Awards, one show is of interest to Mafia wise guys and the other is for gay men. Either way it is a big night of guys all whacking each other.
Makes sense
In New York, a man has sued the maker of the health drink Boost Plus, claiming the vitamin-enriched beverage gave him a painful erection that would not subside. The medical name for an annoying erection that won’t go away? Donald Trump.
Not clear on the concept
I’m not sure Paris Hilton gets what’s going on with jail. After they took her mug shot, Paris asked who she should autograph it to.
So excited
The Tony Awards are Sunday. Or as Ryan Seacrest call that: two days, one hour and sixteen minutes and 45 seconds.
Huh?
In big step in stem cell advancement, three teams of scientists say they’ve produced the equivalent of embryonic stem cells without taking the controversial step of destroying embryos. Upon being told this, President Bush blinked and said; “I like cookies.”
That long ago
Scientists are saying they now know how a mummy from the ice age died. He was shot with an arrow in the shoulder right after his “60 Minutes” interview with Mike Wallace.
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