In hunting news, an 11-year-old Alabama boy apparently shot an over one-thousand pound wild pig. Rosie O’Donnell even said she felt a disruption in the force.

Atlanta Falcon QB Michael Vick is under investigation for being a professional dog fight breeder which is a federal offense, so, if convicted, Vick could face prison. Now that’s poetic justice: A guy who breeds killer dogs who ends up in a cage as somebody’s bitch.

Paris Hilton’s Mom, Kathy, says Paris has been praying and seeking god before she goes to jail. So apparently Paris thinks god hangs out at Rodeo Drive designer shops and in the men’s room of West Hollywood clubs.


The NFL has banned all teams from serving alcohol at all team functions including travel and meetings. This ban will be particularly difficult for the Cincinnati Bengals coaching staff, they usually had to have a stiff one before they could even watch their team play.

Paris Hilton’s Mom, Kathy, says Paris has been praying and seeking god before she goes to jail. Apparently Paris figured that she calls out “Oh, god” so much she should learn who he is.