You got the numbers and take it to the paint and put a body on someone and play big. Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

Civility is history
A Madam of a Washington DC brothel is going to identify congressmen who had sex with her female prostitutes. Whores ratting-out politicians? Whatever happened to professional courtesy?

The bright side
A Madam of a Washington DC brothel is going to identify congressmen who had sex with her female prostitutes. The only good news for the congressmen? It doesn’t cost them anything when a prostitute blows the whistle.

Spare us, please
Former Deputy Sec. of State Randall Tobias – the man in charge of promoting abstinence in the Bush administration – admitted hiring women from an escort service, but he claims he only got a massage. Yeah, and in the oval office Bill Clinton just got a mouth-to-lap resuscitation.

Couldn’t happen
Former Deputy Sec. of State Randall Tobias – the man in charge of promoting abstinence in the Bush administration – admitted hiring women from an escort service, but claims he only got a massage. And I for one believe him. Seriously, who ever heard of a politician lying, especially about something as serious as a sex scandal?

That’s more P.C.
Illegal immigrants marched in protest all over the United States angry that it is still considered illegal to be in this country illegally. They don’t even like the term illegal immigrant. They prefer the term Legally Challenged Visitors.

There was an awkward moment when Gov Arnold Schwarzenegger told the illegal immigrant marchers; “OK, you win. What do you want us to do?” They replied; “No hablas ingles.”

That explains it
The Los Angeles was named the smoggiest city in the U.S. beating out Pittsburgh. You know what pushed L.A. over-the-top? The smoke coming from Snoop Dog’s limo.