Tuesday, January 23, 2007

It is hard out here

How you feelin’ how we roll now, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers?


That’s nice
Hillary Clinton has thrown her hat into the ring. And it’s a nice hat, it matches her pants suit.

Hillary Clinton has thrown her hat into the ring. The bad news for Hillary? Her hat fits perfectly on Barack Obama.

Hillary Clinton announced she is running for president. In equally shocking news, somebody in the Middle East got mad at something.

No Paris, oh forget it
In sad news, Alice Coltrane, a jazz performer and wife of late saxophone legend John Coltrane, died at 69. Upon hearing she died at 69, a worried Paris Hilton asked; “You can die doing that?”

Tension city
There was tension on the set of the last “American Idol”; Paula Abdul screamed; “Hey, who the hell put Coca Cola in my Coca Cola glass?”

Paula Abdul appears intoxicated on the last “American Idol” shows. How intoxicated? Rumor has it that Paula was so drunk that even the contestants who didn’t make it through made it through with Paula.