It is hard out here
We gone on down the road don’t you know, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers?
Catchy
Have you heard Los Angeles’ new motto? “We don’t stink nearly as much as New York.”
Like really mature
New York was shrouded in a horrible smell Monday. New York officials say the source of yesterday’s nasty odor came from New Jersey; New Jersey officials denied that and replied; “He who smelt it dealt it.”
To which New York responded; “He who denied it supplied it.”
Angry
Home run record holder Mark McGwire was denied induction to the baseball Hall of Fame because of alleged steroid use. McGwire was so angry at the steroid charges, he told the Hall-of-Fame voters that they could kiss his glowing testicles.
Revenge of the Nerd
Steve Jobs has unveiled Apple's new iPhone, a mobile phone Jobs designed that plays iTunes, surfs the Web, and it has a special feature that turns it into a Taser to stun the jocks who gave him a wedgie when he was a kid.
Fire bad
Home run record holder Mark McGwire was turned down by the baseball Hall of Fame; McGwire was turned down because of steroid allegations, this infuriated McGwire so much he stormed down from the castle and attacked a mob of torch carrying villagers.
An important factor
Mr. Blackwell has announced his Worst Dressed List. Britney Spears and Paris Hilton tied for the worst dressed. Apparently Mr. Blackwell considers panties somewhat important.
Not good
The bad news for Camilla Parker Bowles is that she finished second on Mr. Blackwell’s Worst Dressed list. The worse news is that Camilla finished third on Blackwell’s worst dressed list for men.
Ouch
The Seattle Seahawks beat the Dallas Cowboys 21-20 due to Cowboy QB, Tony Romo’s dropping the field goal snap. That was the most painful example of a dropped ball since I was in fifth grade when Ricky Horchner tried to jump his alley’s fence on his bike.
Catchy
Have you heard Los Angeles’ new motto? “We don’t stink nearly as much as New York.”
Like really mature
New York was shrouded in a horrible smell Monday. New York officials say the source of yesterday’s nasty odor came from New Jersey; New Jersey officials denied that and replied; “He who smelt it dealt it.”
To which New York responded; “He who denied it supplied it.”
Angry
Home run record holder Mark McGwire was denied induction to the baseball Hall of Fame because of alleged steroid use. McGwire was so angry at the steroid charges, he told the Hall-of-Fame voters that they could kiss his glowing testicles.
Revenge of the Nerd
Steve Jobs has unveiled Apple's new iPhone, a mobile phone Jobs designed that plays iTunes, surfs the Web, and it has a special feature that turns it into a Taser to stun the jocks who gave him a wedgie when he was a kid.
Fire bad
Home run record holder Mark McGwire was turned down by the baseball Hall of Fame; McGwire was turned down because of steroid allegations, this infuriated McGwire so much he stormed down from the castle and attacked a mob of torch carrying villagers.
An important factor
Mr. Blackwell has announced his Worst Dressed List. Britney Spears and Paris Hilton tied for the worst dressed. Apparently Mr. Blackwell considers panties somewhat important.
Not good
The bad news for Camilla Parker Bowles is that she finished second on Mr. Blackwell’s Worst Dressed list. The worse news is that Camilla finished third on Blackwell’s worst dressed list for men.
Ouch
The Seattle Seahawks beat the Dallas Cowboys 21-20 due to Cowboy QB, Tony Romo’s dropping the field goal snap. That was the most painful example of a dropped ball since I was in fifth grade when Ricky Horchner tried to jump his alley’s fence on his bike.
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