It is hard out here
Living the dream and making them scream, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers
Anchors away
The Navy said that its next aircraft carrier will be named the USS Gerald R. Ford, in honor of the late President. This will be like a regular ship except its anti-aircraft guns will shoot golf balls.
Une chose sûre
French President Jacques Chirac cannot decide if he wants to run for another term; he may just quit and surrender altogether, which, in France, would result in Chirac winning by a landslide.
Uh, no, I didn’t buy that, nope, uh uh
The annual porn convention is in Las Vegas; So, guys, now you can meet the stars of all those movies you told the hotel desk clerks that you didn’t order.
Scary Rosie
Rosie O’Donnell has now attacked the judges on “American Idol” for making fun of the contestant’s appearance. Rosie considers it mean to make fun of people’s appearances unless of course it’s Donald Trump.
You can see how that could happen
Verne Troyer, the tiny actor who played Mini Me, is in rehab; his drinking problem went undetected despite that Verne was always getting sick, crying, staggering, falling down and even soiling himself, so naturally they thought he was just a normal three-year-old.
Big surprise
The NFC Championship game features the Chicago Bears vs. the New Orleans Saints. A lot of people outside of Illinois are picking the Saints as the sentimental favorite after Katrina. Except for Rosie O’Donnell, she hates both teams.
Yikes
The NFC Championship game features the Chicago Bears vs. the New Orleans Saints. Many experts feel the Bears defense will win the game. To give you an idea, the Bears defense is so scary Rosie O’Donnell is afraid of attacking it.
Hitching? Is it 1970?
The movie remake “The Hitcher” opens today and the buzz is that the two characters who pick up the hitcher, Zachary Knighton and Sophia Bush, will get nominated for an Oscar for the category of “Two Stupidest Movie Characters Ever.”
The movie “The Hitcher” opens today, this is a remake of the 1986 cult film of the same name. Incidentally, 1986 was also the very last time anyone ever picked up a hitchhiker.
Anchors away
The Navy said that its next aircraft carrier will be named the USS Gerald R. Ford, in honor of the late President. This will be like a regular ship except its anti-aircraft guns will shoot golf balls.
Une chose sûre
French President Jacques Chirac cannot decide if he wants to run for another term; he may just quit and surrender altogether, which, in France, would result in Chirac winning by a landslide.
Uh, no, I didn’t buy that, nope, uh uh
The annual porn convention is in Las Vegas; So, guys, now you can meet the stars of all those movies you told the hotel desk clerks that you didn’t order.
Scary Rosie
Rosie O’Donnell has now attacked the judges on “American Idol” for making fun of the contestant’s appearance. Rosie considers it mean to make fun of people’s appearances unless of course it’s Donald Trump.
You can see how that could happen
Verne Troyer, the tiny actor who played Mini Me, is in rehab; his drinking problem went undetected despite that Verne was always getting sick, crying, staggering, falling down and even soiling himself, so naturally they thought he was just a normal three-year-old.
Big surprise
The NFC Championship game features the Chicago Bears vs. the New Orleans Saints. A lot of people outside of Illinois are picking the Saints as the sentimental favorite after Katrina. Except for Rosie O’Donnell, she hates both teams.
Yikes
The NFC Championship game features the Chicago Bears vs. the New Orleans Saints. Many experts feel the Bears defense will win the game. To give you an idea, the Bears defense is so scary Rosie O’Donnell is afraid of attacking it.
Hitching? Is it 1970?
The movie remake “The Hitcher” opens today and the buzz is that the two characters who pick up the hitcher, Zachary Knighton and Sophia Bush, will get nominated for an Oscar for the category of “Two Stupidest Movie Characters Ever.”
The movie “The Hitcher” opens today, this is a remake of the 1986 cult film of the same name. Incidentally, 1986 was also the very last time anyone ever picked up a hitchhiker.
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