It is hard out here

That is our goal and how we roll, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

Scared straight, so to speak
In an attempt to cut down on sexual diseases, New York City is going to hand out free condoms with jazzy wrappers to attract more users. You want to scare someone into using a condom? Just put a picture of Paris Hilton on the wrapper.

A natural fit
A die-hard pregnant Chicago Bear fan is offering to show an ad on her ample belly in exchange for two Super Bowl tickets. If you ask me I don’t see how Viagra can turn this down.

Personally, I do not see how “Got Milk?” can turn it down either.

Some ads just wouldn’t work, like Trojan condoms.

Until then, lighten up, Francis
Restaurant workers are mad at a Nationwide Insurance Super Bowl commercial that depicts Kevin Federline working at a fast food joint. They say it insults restaurant workers. Give me a break. When fast food workers finally remember to put ketchup packs in the bag then we’ll listen.

What did you think the seven, oh, no you di . . .n’t
The Indianapolis Colts are favored by seven points over the Chicago Bears. So if you take the Bears you get the seven. Upon hearing this, Paris Hilton took the Bears, but she was very disappointed to find out the seven she got was only in points.


Since you asked:
So our Sunday morning tradition is for me to get up and ride the bike early – either at the gym or on the road – and then get lox and bagels. As, due to travel and soccer games and other such things, we have been off our normal schedule for many weeks.

Sunday, I wake up and I see that A.C. has crawled into bed and is snoozing away with both arms around her blue plush bunny, Blueberry. (The one that I always ask AC if it has been stolen) So I say to Virgiana, who is awake;

“I’ll go get bagels and smoked salmon.”

Out of a dead sleep, A.C. snaps awake, still clutching bunny, with her two front teeth still gone missing, she says in her accidental Daffy Duck impression;

“Ewwwwwwww, sthaaat ssthoundsth goooooooood.”