It is hard out here
Beeeeeeeeeeeyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers
Los Vientos Del Diablo
In L.A. we are experiencing Santa Ana winds which are called devil winds because they can make people act crazy. It’s true, today in Santa Monica somebody was so nuts, they actually walked into a Tower Records and bought Paris Hilton’s CD.
Not since then
The New York Giants overcame a 17 point fourth quarter deficit to come from behind to beat the Philadelphia Eagles. It was the greatest come-from-behind performance since the Paris Hilton video.
What’s the difference
President Bush told reporters this week that he has no plans to invade North Korea. That won’t ease their mind, Bush didn’t have any plans for invading Iraq.
Sounds familiar
In the waters off New Guinea, conservationists discovered a walking shark. Don’t we have those? They’re called attorneys.
Uh, no Sir, that’s not, oh forget it
Pope Benedict apologized for his remarks that Islam’s prophet, Muhammad, preached violence; Today, Muslim’s around the world responded violently — including shooting a Nun in Somalia - at being accused by the Pope of responding violently. Well that should show the Pope.
If you know what I mean
Lindsay Lohan fell and fractured her wrist. They don’t know what caused Lindsay to fall but — thanks to several revealing paparazzi shots - they do know Lindsay didn’t trip on her panties.
Get it?
The San Diego Chargers destroyed the Tennessee Titans 40-7. San Diego’s defense put the Charge in Chargers. The Tennessee defense was so dainty, they put the you-know-what in Titan.
al -Lohan
Apparently Lindsay Lohan and her Mom got into a violent screaming obscenity-laced fight with her mother at a New York restaurant. And here I didn’t even know the Lohan’s were Muslims.
Los Vientos Del Diablo
In L.A. we are experiencing Santa Ana winds which are called devil winds because they can make people act crazy. It’s true, today in Santa Monica somebody was so nuts, they actually walked into a Tower Records and bought Paris Hilton’s CD.
Not since then
The New York Giants overcame a 17 point fourth quarter deficit to come from behind to beat the Philadelphia Eagles. It was the greatest come-from-behind performance since the Paris Hilton video.
What’s the difference
President Bush told reporters this week that he has no plans to invade North Korea. That won’t ease their mind, Bush didn’t have any plans for invading Iraq.
Sounds familiar
In the waters off New Guinea, conservationists discovered a walking shark. Don’t we have those? They’re called attorneys.
Uh, no Sir, that’s not, oh forget it
Pope Benedict apologized for his remarks that Islam’s prophet, Muhammad, preached violence; Today, Muslim’s around the world responded violently — including shooting a Nun in Somalia - at being accused by the Pope of responding violently. Well that should show the Pope.
If you know what I mean
Lindsay Lohan fell and fractured her wrist. They don’t know what caused Lindsay to fall but — thanks to several revealing paparazzi shots - they do know Lindsay didn’t trip on her panties.
Get it?
The San Diego Chargers destroyed the Tennessee Titans 40-7. San Diego’s defense put the Charge in Chargers. The Tennessee defense was so dainty, they put the you-know-what in Titan.
al -Lohan
Apparently Lindsay Lohan and her Mom got into a violent screaming obscenity-laced fight with her mother at a New York restaurant. And here I didn’t even know the Lohan’s were Muslims.
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