It is hard out here
Do you feel like I do? R-O-C-K in the USA, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers
(Please excuse the Seventies arena rock out flashback)
Yuck
Detroit Lions defensive-line coach Joe Cullen was recently arrested for driving nude. Apparently he is more talented at coaching than he is at strip poker.
He was charged with one count each of obscene and indecent conduct and one count of improper treatment of leather upholstery.
Ahhhhhhnold
Arnold Schwarzenegger apologized for calling Assembly woman Bonnie Garcia a hot-blooded Latina. What Arnold meant to call her was a feisty, hoochie-mamma spicy-brown Chiquita.
Used to it
Jerry Springer is on “Dancing with the Stars.” Jerry should do pretty well, he is used to a show where they choreograph the white trash.
Where’s Waldo?
ABC’s “Dancing with the Stars” was on last night. Apparently the object is to try and find the star.
Or something like that
Tom Cruise was shown on ESPN’s “Monday Night Football” in Dan Snyder, the Redskin’s owner’s box. Snyder is financially backing Cruise’s movies. No word yet on the name of their production company but I vote for SMS; “Short Man’s Syndrome.”
Love it
The San Diego Chargers rolled over a weak Oakland Raiders, 27-0. As always, the best part of beating the Raiders in Oakland is picturing all the black and silver face-painted black hole idiots with skulls on their spiked shoulder pads moping back to their car.
Pick ‘em
Who in sports looks like the biggest losers? The idiots who wave to the TV camera yammering in their cell phones, “Do you see me? Do you see me?” or the silver and black face painted Oakland Raider black hole chuckle heads trudging to their cars after a humiliating Raiders loss?
Since you asked:
Did you know that, on “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno” actor James Woods told that he reported the suspicious behavior of four Arab men on United Flight 11 from Boston to Los Angeles a week or so before September 11th? The FAA threw out the report and did nothing due to fear of being accused of racial profiling.
Turns out that two of the men that Woods reported on did fly the planes into the World Trade Center. Nothing was done to investigate or alter their conspicuous actions due to the FAA’s fear of a backlash from the P.C. Nazis.
Folks, there it is. What more proof do we need to know that the terrorists used our own political correctness against us to murder almost three thousand innocent, hard-working people?
Due to emotional bribery by a strident overly entitled minority, we have become so paralyzed at the threat of lawsuits or bad publicity, that we can’t even speak the truth even if it saves lives. The truth was that four sinister Arab men on a flight behaving suspiciously should have been easy to stop.
On a lighter note
Britney Spears had another kid. In a related story, our collective average I.Q. just dropped five points.
(Please excuse the Seventies arena rock out flashback)
Yuck
Detroit Lions defensive-line coach Joe Cullen was recently arrested for driving nude. Apparently he is more talented at coaching than he is at strip poker.
He was charged with one count each of obscene and indecent conduct and one count of improper treatment of leather upholstery.
Ahhhhhhnold
Arnold Schwarzenegger apologized for calling Assembly woman Bonnie Garcia a hot-blooded Latina. What Arnold meant to call her was a feisty, hoochie-mamma spicy-brown Chiquita.
Used to it
Jerry Springer is on “Dancing with the Stars.” Jerry should do pretty well, he is used to a show where they choreograph the white trash.
Where’s Waldo?
ABC’s “Dancing with the Stars” was on last night. Apparently the object is to try and find the star.
Or something like that
Tom Cruise was shown on ESPN’s “Monday Night Football” in Dan Snyder, the Redskin’s owner’s box. Snyder is financially backing Cruise’s movies. No word yet on the name of their production company but I vote for SMS; “Short Man’s Syndrome.”
Love it
The San Diego Chargers rolled over a weak Oakland Raiders, 27-0. As always, the best part of beating the Raiders in Oakland is picturing all the black and silver face-painted black hole idiots with skulls on their spiked shoulder pads moping back to their car.
Pick ‘em
Who in sports looks like the biggest losers? The idiots who wave to the TV camera yammering in their cell phones, “Do you see me? Do you see me?” or the silver and black face painted Oakland Raider black hole chuckle heads trudging to their cars after a humiliating Raiders loss?
Since you asked:
Did you know that, on “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno” actor James Woods told that he reported the suspicious behavior of four Arab men on United Flight 11 from Boston to Los Angeles a week or so before September 11th? The FAA threw out the report and did nothing due to fear of being accused of racial profiling.
Turns out that two of the men that Woods reported on did fly the planes into the World Trade Center. Nothing was done to investigate or alter their conspicuous actions due to the FAA’s fear of a backlash from the P.C. Nazis.
Folks, there it is. What more proof do we need to know that the terrorists used our own political correctness against us to murder almost three thousand innocent, hard-working people?
Due to emotional bribery by a strident overly entitled minority, we have become so paralyzed at the threat of lawsuits or bad publicity, that we can’t even speak the truth even if it saves lives. The truth was that four sinister Arab men on a flight behaving suspiciously should have been easy to stop.
On a lighter note
Britney Spears had another kid. In a related story, our collective average I.Q. just dropped five points.
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