It is hard out here
We all random on the tandem up in here, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers
Not good
In England’s 1-0 win over Ecuador, David Beckham bent it like himself on a penalty kick for the winning goal. Later in the hot game, Beckham threw up all over the field and so Beckham was charged with impersonating the U.S. team.
A good deal
A Florida restaurant is offering a hamburger that costs $100. But you do get to keep the “I am an incredible idiot” t-shirt that comes with it.
A Florida restaurant is offering a hamburger that costs $100. You’ve heard of T.G.I.F.? The $100 hamburger restaurant is called; “T.G.F.F.” Thank God For Fools.”
No lie
A medical study claims that drinking a lot of coffee after a night of heavy drinking can greatly reduce your chance of getting alcohol related liver diseases. In addition, drinking a lot of coffee after a night of heavy drinking can also cause you to become a really annoying hung over person.
In addition, drinking a lot of coffee after a night of heavy drinking can also cause you to have breath that could kill your dog.
Understandable
Saddam Hussein declared a hunger strike that lasted all of one meal. When asked why his hunger strike only lasted one meal, Hussein replied; “Hey, you try and skip make-your-own-Sunday night. I’m only human.”
That’s called sleeping in and skipping breakfast, not a hunger strike.
Careful, Ozzie
Chicago White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen was ordered to undergo sensitivity training for calling a sports writer an F’ing Fag. Today will prove quite a test for Guillen and his thick Spanish accent as they are playing Houston who are a bunch of Astros.
We kid our beloved San Diegan
What is interesting about the World Cup is how the team’s personality matches the general personality of the nation. For example, Germany’s soccer team is diligent and hard working whereas Brazil’s team is wild and flamboyant. So, based on our soccer team, the United States has the personality of Phil Mickelson.
(We kid Lefty because we care. The man had a bad time to have a bad hole. But, as always, Phil did it with guts and style fessing up to his mistakes afterwards. You have to be in the lead to blow a lead and some folks - I won’t mention whose name rhymes with Schmiger - didn’t even make the cut)
Not good
In England’s 1-0 win over Ecuador, David Beckham bent it like himself on a penalty kick for the winning goal. Later in the hot game, Beckham threw up all over the field and so Beckham was charged with impersonating the U.S. team.
A good deal
A Florida restaurant is offering a hamburger that costs $100. But you do get to keep the “I am an incredible idiot” t-shirt that comes with it.
A Florida restaurant is offering a hamburger that costs $100. You’ve heard of T.G.I.F.? The $100 hamburger restaurant is called; “T.G.F.F.” Thank God For Fools.”
No lie
A medical study claims that drinking a lot of coffee after a night of heavy drinking can greatly reduce your chance of getting alcohol related liver diseases. In addition, drinking a lot of coffee after a night of heavy drinking can also cause you to become a really annoying hung over person.
In addition, drinking a lot of coffee after a night of heavy drinking can also cause you to have breath that could kill your dog.
Understandable
Saddam Hussein declared a hunger strike that lasted all of one meal. When asked why his hunger strike only lasted one meal, Hussein replied; “Hey, you try and skip make-your-own-Sunday night. I’m only human.”
That’s called sleeping in and skipping breakfast, not a hunger strike.
Careful, Ozzie
Chicago White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen was ordered to undergo sensitivity training for calling a sports writer an F’ing Fag. Today will prove quite a test for Guillen and his thick Spanish accent as they are playing Houston who are a bunch of Astros.
We kid our beloved San Diegan
What is interesting about the World Cup is how the team’s personality matches the general personality of the nation. For example, Germany’s soccer team is diligent and hard working whereas Brazil’s team is wild and flamboyant. So, based on our soccer team, the United States has the personality of Phil Mickelson.
(We kid Lefty because we care. The man had a bad time to have a bad hole. But, as always, Phil did it with guts and style fessing up to his mistakes afterwards. You have to be in the lead to blow a lead and some folks - I won’t mention whose name rhymes with Schmiger - didn’t even make the cut)
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