Its time to lay down

Oh yes, step on the throw-down train wit’ yo’ good foot ‘cause we gonna take you to Funky Town, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers


Not sure
In sad news, Lance Armstrong and Sheryl Crow broke up; that’s too bad, I heard they were a fun couple, I think that’s what was meant when Lance and Sheryl were alone together they just had a ball.


I’ve heard of that
A soft drink company claims they have a beverage that makes people really want to have sex; and there is another beverage that makes people want to have sex with ugly people, it’s called booze.


Catchy
A lawmaker in New Jersey has introduced a bill that would make circumcisions illegal in New Jersey. If it passes, they will have to change their state Motto from the new “New Jersey: Come See For Yourself, to “New Jersey: What? You ain’t seen one unclipped before?”


A lawmaker in New Jersey has introduced a bill that would make circumcisions illegal in New Jersey. If that passes, the Jersey Mafia won’t be the only ones with a lot of hoods.


A lawmaker in New Jersey has introduced a bill that would make circumcisions illegal in New Jersey. This will bring a whole new meaning to the mafia hit term of getting clipped.


Uh oh
Hillary Clinton has been seen sporting a huge diamond ring; I guess that means Bill got caught with Kobe’s Bryant’s wife, Venessa.


Uh, no Sir, that’s not, oh forget it
U2 won Grammys for best album and best song; it was a little awkward, when they told President Bush that U2 won Bush said; “Great, but I didn’t know I was nominated.”


“AI” dissed twice
“American Idol” winner Kelly Clarkson won the Grammy for best pop vocal but she didn’t thank “American Idol.” And Justin Guarini didn’t thank “American Idol” when he won Starbucks employee of the month.


Since you asked:
Check out the list of comedy legends here in “Newsday”: Letterman, Fey, O’Brien, Barach and, well, you know . . .


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