November 4
Oh snap, we got us the hap’ up in here, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers
Four
“Golf Digest” says that actor Dennis Quaid is the top golfer in Hollywood and Tom Cruise is the worst. And the-now-revealed-gay George Takai, who played Sulu on “Star Trek”? He’s the Hollywood golfer who hits the most balls.
Not down with Brown
A House panel examining emails sent to FEMA head Michael Brown revealed one assistant suggested Brown roll up his sleeves, when on TV, to look hardworking. A little while after that, Mike Brown was then told to drop his pants and kiss his ass goodbye.
A House panel examining emails sent to FEMA head Michael Brown revealed one assistant suggested Brown roll up his sleeves, when on TV, to look hardworking. Brown then sent a reply asking “What does hardworking mean?”
Rough week for George
In Texas, a death row inmate escaped with a fake I.D. And you thought President Bush was depressed before? This news will put him on suicide watch.
Kind of embarrassing
Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles are visiting San Francisco. It became a little awkward when Camilla was voted San Francisco’s drag queen of the day.
Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles are visiting San Francisco. Charles and Camilla will shop, dine and generally show San Francisco doubters that same sex marriages really can work.
Brownie, Brownie, Brownie
A House panel examining emails sent to and from FEMA head Michael Brown revealed that, during hurricane Katrina, Brown joked with colleagues about his clothes and makeup. Brown then went on to suggest that the evacuees should eat cake and then played the fiddle while watching the gas line fires rage in New Orleans.
Note to self: I don’t wanna see that
The cover article of “Sports Illustrated” is promoting the upcoming “Monday Night Football” duel between the Indianapolis Colts Payton Manning and New England’s Tom Brady. Is “Sports Illustrated” in cahoots with ABC? I don’t know and I don’t care unless they try and feature John Madden in the swimsuit issue.
That time of year
The New York City marathon is this weekend. In preparation the hookers in Times Square are carbo-loading.
Ouch
The mayor of Las Vegas, Oscar B. Goodman, has suggested that graffiti vandals should have their thumbs cut off; and you don’t even want to know what he wants to do to guys caught soliciting hookers.
The mayor of Las Vegas, Oscar B. Goodman, has suggested that graffiti vandals should have their thumbs cut off. Goodman used to be a mafia lawyer. Gosh, I wonder where he got that thumbs-cut-off idea?
Still going there, eh Lex?
George Takai, who played Sulu on “Star Trek”, announced that he is gay. In addition, he also admitted that his Sulu character really wanted to be entered into the Captain’s log.
Four
“Golf Digest” says that actor Dennis Quaid is the top golfer in Hollywood and Tom Cruise is the worst. And the-now-revealed-gay George Takai, who played Sulu on “Star Trek”? He’s the Hollywood golfer who hits the most balls.
Not down with Brown
A House panel examining emails sent to FEMA head Michael Brown revealed one assistant suggested Brown roll up his sleeves, when on TV, to look hardworking. A little while after that, Mike Brown was then told to drop his pants and kiss his ass goodbye.
A House panel examining emails sent to FEMA head Michael Brown revealed one assistant suggested Brown roll up his sleeves, when on TV, to look hardworking. Brown then sent a reply asking “What does hardworking mean?”
Rough week for George
In Texas, a death row inmate escaped with a fake I.D. And you thought President Bush was depressed before? This news will put him on suicide watch.
Kind of embarrassing
Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles are visiting San Francisco. It became a little awkward when Camilla was voted San Francisco’s drag queen of the day.
Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles are visiting San Francisco. Charles and Camilla will shop, dine and generally show San Francisco doubters that same sex marriages really can work.
Brownie, Brownie, Brownie
A House panel examining emails sent to and from FEMA head Michael Brown revealed that, during hurricane Katrina, Brown joked with colleagues about his clothes and makeup. Brown then went on to suggest that the evacuees should eat cake and then played the fiddle while watching the gas line fires rage in New Orleans.
Note to self: I don’t wanna see that
The cover article of “Sports Illustrated” is promoting the upcoming “Monday Night Football” duel between the Indianapolis Colts Payton Manning and New England’s Tom Brady. Is “Sports Illustrated” in cahoots with ABC? I don’t know and I don’t care unless they try and feature John Madden in the swimsuit issue.
That time of year
The New York City marathon is this weekend. In preparation the hookers in Times Square are carbo-loading.
Ouch
The mayor of Las Vegas, Oscar B. Goodman, has suggested that graffiti vandals should have their thumbs cut off; and you don’t even want to know what he wants to do to guys caught soliciting hookers.
The mayor of Las Vegas, Oscar B. Goodman, has suggested that graffiti vandals should have their thumbs cut off. Goodman used to be a mafia lawyer. Gosh, I wonder where he got that thumbs-cut-off idea?
Still going there, eh Lex?
George Takai, who played Sulu on “Star Trek”, announced that he is gay. In addition, he also admitted that his Sulu character really wanted to be entered into the Captain’s log.
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