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Again, we like President Bush, but you know who I feel sorry for? Bush’s head speech writer. This person had to study their whole life at the finest writing schools and is finally appointed speech writer for the most powerful person in the free world and all day long it’s;
“No, Sir, just try to sound it out. It’s not nuke-uh-lerr, it’s pronounced nuke-lee-errrr.”