Friday
We got us our Halloween Boo on up in here, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers
Star driver
Star Jones husband, Al Reynolds, was arrested at 3:00 am Wednesday in New York. Reynolds was charged with driving on a suspended license and for illegally attempting to smuggle sixty gallons of Haagan-Dazs to Star Jones.
Star Jones husband, Al Reynolds, was arrested at 3:00 am Wednesday in New York. Reynolds was charged with driving on a suspended license. It was weird, when the police tried to release Reynolds from his cell he begged and pleaded to them to not make him go home.
Count me in
Angelina Jolie has announced she is going to adopt a third child. In a relate story, ten million grown men just applied for adoption.
Perfect choice
Donald Trump and Regis Philbin have made a Christmas CD; this is the perfect gift idea for the special someone on your Christmas list whom you truly despise.
Boldly going where many men have gone before
George Takei, helmsman Sulu on the Starship Enterprise on “Star Trek”, has announced he is gay. This finally explains why Sulu was always nagging Capt Kirk to steer to the planet Barbra Streisand.
George Takei, helmsman Sulu on the Starship Enterprise on “Star Trek”, has announced he is gay. This explains why Sulu’s phaser was always set at fierce.
George Takei, helmsman Sulu on the Starship Enterprise on “Star Trek”, has announced he is gay. And here I thought that Lt. Uhura had a jungle fever thing going with Sulu
Not looking good
Caught-using-cocaine-model Kate Moss is out of rehab. Her chances of staying clean don’t look good. When Kate got out, she drove straight to Whitney Houston’s house.
Halloween
The most popular Halloween costumes for kids this year? Sponge Bob Square Pants. The least popular kids costume this year? The Catholic Priest costume: Father Michael Jackson.
Since you asked:
It is amazing the differences between men and women.
The one thing you think we, straight men and women, would have in common is sex, right? Wrong. Women attach sex with emotions about love whereas men are more physically oriented. And yet women can totally detach themselves from the physical side of sex and men cannot. That’s why women are immune to female homophobia.
For example: In the HBO show “Sex and the City” Carrie (Sarah Jessica Parker) announces her diaphragm is jammed. Samantha (Kim Cattral) matter-of-factly goes in the bathroom with her and pulls it out. No big deal.
A straight male, however, could have a nuclear explosive device accidentally stuck in him and he just ain’t ever gonna never, no how, ever ask a buddy of his to help him pull it out. Blowing up himself and a twenty block radius is the only available option.
Star driver
Star Jones husband, Al Reynolds, was arrested at 3:00 am Wednesday in New York. Reynolds was charged with driving on a suspended license and for illegally attempting to smuggle sixty gallons of Haagan-Dazs to Star Jones.
Star Jones husband, Al Reynolds, was arrested at 3:00 am Wednesday in New York. Reynolds was charged with driving on a suspended license. It was weird, when the police tried to release Reynolds from his cell he begged and pleaded to them to not make him go home.
Count me in
Angelina Jolie has announced she is going to adopt a third child. In a relate story, ten million grown men just applied for adoption.
Perfect choice
Donald Trump and Regis Philbin have made a Christmas CD; this is the perfect gift idea for the special someone on your Christmas list whom you truly despise.
Boldly going where many men have gone before
George Takei, helmsman Sulu on the Starship Enterprise on “Star Trek”, has announced he is gay. This finally explains why Sulu was always nagging Capt Kirk to steer to the planet Barbra Streisand.
George Takei, helmsman Sulu on the Starship Enterprise on “Star Trek”, has announced he is gay. This explains why Sulu’s phaser was always set at fierce.
George Takei, helmsman Sulu on the Starship Enterprise on “Star Trek”, has announced he is gay. And here I thought that Lt. Uhura had a jungle fever thing going with Sulu
Not looking good
Caught-using-cocaine-model Kate Moss is out of rehab. Her chances of staying clean don’t look good. When Kate got out, she drove straight to Whitney Houston’s house.
Halloween
The most popular Halloween costumes for kids this year? Sponge Bob Square Pants. The least popular kids costume this year? The Catholic Priest costume: Father Michael Jackson.
Since you asked:
It is amazing the differences between men and women.
The one thing you think we, straight men and women, would have in common is sex, right? Wrong. Women attach sex with emotions about love whereas men are more physically oriented. And yet women can totally detach themselves from the physical side of sex and men cannot. That’s why women are immune to female homophobia.
For example: In the HBO show “Sex and the City” Carrie (Sarah Jessica Parker) announces her diaphragm is jammed. Samantha (Kim Cattral) matter-of-factly goes in the bathroom with her and pulls it out. No big deal.
A straight male, however, could have a nuclear explosive device accidentally stuck in him and he just ain’t ever gonna never, no how, ever ask a buddy of his to help him pull it out. Blowing up himself and a twenty block radius is the only available option.
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