Update

These just in:

We have had eight hurricanes and they are now having a hard time coming up with names. In fact, they are thinking of changing Wilma’s name to the Florida Hurricane Wilma’s of Anaheim.

Insiders say that, in part due to poor approval ratings, President Bush has been despondent, depressed, short-tempered and is drinking heavily again; and here they say President Bush isn’t in touch with his constituent’s feelings . . .

President Bush’s approval ratings are at an all time low; in fact, if they get any lower, they will have to changer their name from approval ratings to held-in-mild-contempt ratings.