Some sad news:

Don Henley and Gloria Allred just called to say they aren't coming to my birthday party. (Two more shopping days, Slats and Nugs)

Along with Michael Moore, Anna Nicole Smith, President Bush, John Kerry and the entire country of France, this makes a lot of people who said they won't be there. Was it something I said? When did people become so sensitive?

That's OK. Kasey and Wrigley are coming.