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Construction completion is not looking good for the Olympics. In fact, today, they announced the motto for the Athens games is: “Pardon our dust.”

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Here was my Chicago/Winnetka/Wisconsin update of last week:

What a great time. Great friends, great food – copious amounts of meat and grilled onions- tons of laughs, perfect weather, kayaking, swimming, running, sailing, tennis and fireworks over a mirror-like lake on a night with a huge, yellow, then silvery, full moon.

My word, that wasn't a vacation summary, that was a Tampon commercial.