Guess who go their freak on, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers
Something funky is going on when I post quotes or apostrophe’s, (see?) so I left them out
A bad rap
In New York, Rapper Nas was arrested after he got in a bar fight and threw a bottle at some guy. Isnt that is amazing? Can you believe that? A rapper who didn’t have a gun. What are the odds?
Kneedy
*President Bush might have to have arthroscopic surgery on both of his knees. It is serious, in fact, Bush has the sorest knee in the White House since, well, Monica.
Too bad
*Its bad luck for Saddam Hussein they made him shave off that beard; Francis Ford Coppola was looking to hire a body double.
Start me up
*Three small ivory statuettes excavated from an archaeological site in Germany are the oldest examples of figurative art in the world. Incidentally, they are also the first ever Rolling Stones action figures.
Can you imagine?
*Ex-segregationist Strom Thurmond had an affair with his black maid; anti-drug commentator Rush Limbaugh was addicted to pills; morality expert William Bennett had a million dollar gambling problem. Man, Al Gores secret life must make Paris Hilton look like Mother Teresa.
Mon ami, part 103
*When discovered, Saddam Hussein reportedly surrendered quickly and meekly with his hands up; today, Saddam officially replaced Jerry Lewis as Frances idol.
Whodah thunk it?
*John Hinckley, who shot President Reagan, will be allowed to leave the mental hospital for a unsupervised visits with his parents. Five years ago, who would have guessed a guy who shot a president would be walking around and Martha Stewart could be in the slammer?
Disgraceful
*Barbara Walters aired her Ten Most Fascinating People of 2003. Personally, I thought it was shameful how they left that personality dynamo Gray Davis off that list.
Or maybe Gray Davis
*It turns out Strom Thurmond had an illegitimate African American daughter. Of all the people in the world, Strom might be the last guy I ever thought would have gotten his Sistah freak on.
Shrewd ploy
*Saddams daughter Raghad said the U.S. must have drugged him or he never would have surrendered. Apparently, she is employing the Rush Limbaugh defense.
How far?
*Yesterday was the 100th anniversary of the Wright brothers first powered flight at Kitty Hawk. It traveled 270 yards. Or as Tiger Woods calls that: a four iron.
Something funky is going on when I post quotes or apostrophe’s, (see?) so I left them out
A bad rap
In New York, Rapper Nas was arrested after he got in a bar fight and threw a bottle at some guy. Isnt that is amazing? Can you believe that? A rapper who didn’t have a gun. What are the odds?
Kneedy
*President Bush might have to have arthroscopic surgery on both of his knees. It is serious, in fact, Bush has the sorest knee in the White House since, well, Monica.
Too bad
*Its bad luck for Saddam Hussein they made him shave off that beard; Francis Ford Coppola was looking to hire a body double.
Start me up
*Three small ivory statuettes excavated from an archaeological site in Germany are the oldest examples of figurative art in the world. Incidentally, they are also the first ever Rolling Stones action figures.
Can you imagine?
*Ex-segregationist Strom Thurmond had an affair with his black maid; anti-drug commentator Rush Limbaugh was addicted to pills; morality expert William Bennett had a million dollar gambling problem. Man, Al Gores secret life must make Paris Hilton look like Mother Teresa.
Mon ami, part 103
*When discovered, Saddam Hussein reportedly surrendered quickly and meekly with his hands up; today, Saddam officially replaced Jerry Lewis as Frances idol.
Whodah thunk it?
*John Hinckley, who shot President Reagan, will be allowed to leave the mental hospital for a unsupervised visits with his parents. Five years ago, who would have guessed a guy who shot a president would be walking around and Martha Stewart could be in the slammer?
Disgraceful
*Barbara Walters aired her Ten Most Fascinating People of 2003. Personally, I thought it was shameful how they left that personality dynamo Gray Davis off that list.
Or maybe Gray Davis
*It turns out Strom Thurmond had an illegitimate African American daughter. Of all the people in the world, Strom might be the last guy I ever thought would have gotten his Sistah freak on.
Shrewd ploy
*Saddams daughter Raghad said the U.S. must have drugged him or he never would have surrendered. Apparently, she is employing the Rush Limbaugh defense.
How far?
*Yesterday was the 100th anniversary of the Wright brothers first powered flight at Kitty Hawk. It traveled 270 yards. Or as Tiger Woods calls that: a four iron.
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