Step off wit your gooooooood foot, now, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers


Something like that
Las Vegas hosted a sexual abstinence convention on Sunday. That’s like hosting a chocolate addict convention in Hershey, Pennsylvania.

Mon Fraire
*There is much worrying in cycling over how the French - who were vocally against Lance Armstrong before the Iraq war - will treat Lance, the returning champion, in this year’s Tour De France. I think that concern can best be put in French: Qui donne un derriere du rat des Francois? Which, roughly translated, means: who gives a rat’s ass about the French?

Whiff
At Wimbledon, Andre Agassi lost on 46 service aces by Mark Philippouisis. And sports fans, what can be more exciting than watching a guy serve 46 times without one single return? If I want to watch a player fan 46 times, I’ll go to the San Diego Padres batting practice.

Yes it did
The Collegiate Dictionary from Merriam-Webster has added new words including headbanger and dot-commer. And the term Frenching changed from meaning kissing to surrendering.

So that’s what it’s called
At Wimbledon, women players are complaining about how reporters comment on women’s appearance, but nobody comments on how the men look, just about how they play. That’s because of that thing, what’s it called? Oh yeah: our world.