Saturday, February 22, 2003

We all up in this here Humpy Bumpy, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers


Oops, she sniffed it again
Britney Spears is fuming over a Star magazine story that says she uses cocaine. She plans to sue the tabloid. Britney then left for a frenetic all-night recording session for her duet remake of the Grateful Dead’s “Casey Jones” with Whitney Houston. A Pop star using drugs, whoever heard of such a ridiculous thing?

Britney Spears is fuming over a Star magazine story that says she uses cocaine. Upon hearing this, Whitney Houston issued a statement to Britney: “You go, girl.”

Is anyone shocked by this? In the music industry it is widely known that cocaine is what puts the pop in pop stars.

Whose reality is it anyway?
In People Magazine, “Joe Millionaire” Evan Marriott said he picked Zora over Sarah because he thought Sarah really wanted him for his phony $50 million. In other words, Evan was suspicious Sarah was faking her affection over money he lied about in the first place. Sounds to me like they were perfect for each other.

That’s like accusing someone of cheating at poker better than you are.

If you ask me, the biggest liar was Zora who claimed she was relieved that Evan didn’t have any money. Oh yeah, a broke guy is always such a turn-on for women.

He: “Hey, baby, look at my ATM receipt, there’s only ten bucks in my account.”

She: “Ewwww, Stud-muffin, stop it, you’re driving me crazy.”

Remember in “Joe Millionaire” when Zora claimed she was relieved that Evan didn’t really have any money? It was at that point that Anna Nicole Smith smashed her television and had to be sedated. Anna Nicole Smith then yelled; “What is wrong with kids today?”

Humm that baby in here
The New York Post reported that Hall of Fame pitcher Sandy Koufax is rumored to be gay. Is he gay? We don’t know, but if he is gay, we do know he isn't the catcher.

Unlike Mike Piazza.