Whomp, there it is, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers


Time for a smart cocktail!

Don't bite its head off
Included in the Grammy gift bags will be a talking Ozzie Osbourne doll. It is very lifelike except that, well, the doll can talk. Obscenity bleeper sold separately.

It's an annoying thing
Martha Stewart led the voting by 1.4 million visitors to top the site's list of Most Annoying people of 2002. That’s quite an honor with Osama bin Laden, Saddam Hussein and Anna Nicole Smith still around.

I'm sorry, did you announce something?
Senate Democratic Leader Tom Daschle said he is not going to run for president. Somehow we’ll all have to get over our crushing disappointment and somehow carry on.

She put the ram in Grammy
Christine Aguilera was not nominated for a Grammy. The Grammys have a lot of categories, but Best Song by a Nasty Skank apparently isn’t one of them.