Thursday, July 12, 2018

Trickster Magoo and the Uruguayan She-Beasts, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers 

Today is Bill Cosby's 81st birthday. If you want to get him a present, he is registered at Bed, Bath and Beyond Despicable.

The brush-fire east of Hollywood in Griffith Park was more serious than we thought. In order to get it to go away, they had to give it a writing and an executive-producer credit.

After using the N-word in a conference call, the good news is Papa John's founder, John Schnatter, has resigned as chairman. The bad news is he now wants to be called the Grand Duke of Papa John's.

A clip shows White House Chief of Staff, John Kelly, getting agitated over Donald Trump's insult of Germany. Kelly looks like a used-car dealer when his idiot brother-in-law blows a sale,

"Why did you tell them there was a body in the trunk?"

Papa John's is changing their name to IHOB. International House of Bigotry.

Stormy Daniels was arrested at an Ohio strip club for touching a customer. Ohio is conservative. For massages, instead of a happy ending, customers get a moderately pleasant conclusion.

Stormy Daniels was arrested at an Ohio strip club for touching a customer. Strip clubs in Ohio are more conservative. Instead of making it rain, the customers make it partly cloudy.

Since you asked;

The Season finale of "GLOW" left me with many questions. Will Ruth end up with Sam in Las Vegas? Will Bash and Brittanica's marriage work? Will there be a season 3? What the hell happened to my masculinity?