Seven babies born within a month at an Oklahoma fire station. As a result, this year they will neither serve alcohol nor play Adele's "Hello" at the Fourth of July party.

The CEO of Bumble Bee is indicted on price-fixing tuna. If convicted, he is looking at ten years in the can.

Katy Perry criticized Meghan Markle's wedding dress. Although anyone who has consciously chosen to put on their naked body Russell Brand should not be quick to judge.




Starbucks has a new policy where anyone can use their bathrooms regardless if they're a paying customer. Check that. Anyone but Chris Christie.



The CEO of Bumble Bee, Christopher Lischewski, is indicted for price-fixing tuna. This has nothing to do with the CEO being male. They don't care if it's ahi or a she.

Great Britain has Harry and Meghan, the Duke and Duchess of Sussex. We have Jared and Ivanka, the Duke and Duchess of Suck It.

Ex-Raider, Aldon Smith, recently blew a .41 blood-alcohol, five times the legal limit and the same level Amy Winehouse had when she died. Commitment to Excessiveness. Just Gin, Baby.

Since you asked:

You can tell Meghan Markle is amazing because she was elected Rush Chairman of a top sorority, Kappa Kappa Gamma, at a top school, Northwestern. What? You think I mention that because I was a Rush Chairman for Sigma Chi at UC Santa Barbara? Pfffft.