Rudy Giuliani has quit his law firm to focus on helping Donald Trump. Now the lawyers at his old firm are fighting over who gets to sleep in Rudy's coffin.
Boxer Floyd Mayweather had designer shoes made for his dogs. The shoes are Nike. Not the athletic shoe Nike, this Nike stands for Nobody Intelligent's Kind of Extravagance.
A legless Florida woman, wanted for armed robbery, was arrested when her boyfriend tried to hide her in a plastic storage bin. Now she is going to testify against him and roll-over on her boyfriend.
A legless Florida woman was arrested for armed robbery after trying to hide in a plastic tub. She was charged with grand larceny, resisting arrest and impersonating "Forrest Gump's" Lieutenant Dan.
Pirates pitcher, Jameson Taillon, said he would consider letting someone pee on his finger to heal a cut. Upon hearing this, Vladimir Putin offered to send two prostitutes to Pittsburgh.
Pirates pitcher, Jameson Taillon, said he would consider peeing on his cut finger to speed up the healing. Son, if peeing on something made it healthier, my inner thighs would only be 12-years-old.
A legless Florida woman, wanted for armed robbery, was arrested trying to hide in a plastic storage bin. As to what led her to a life of crime, police are stumped.
An Israeli soccer team changed their name to Trump. Upon changing their name, they estimated their game attendance went from 8,000 to one million.
A legless Florida woman, wanted for armed robbery, was arrested trying to hide in a plastic storage bin. Police were shocked, she was the last culprit they suspected would step-up her crime spree.
(Does Florida just stay awake at night coming up with this shit? )
Diva receiver, Dez Bryant, turned down a $21 mil. offer from the Baltimore Ravens and now all other offers have dried up. When they asked Dez's agent for a comment, Johnny Manziel declined.
A Colorado woman was arrested after she blew up a 7-Eleven's microwave heating up urine for a drug test.
"How come none of us idiots thought of this first?" Asked the state of Florida.
Boxer Floyd Mayweather had designer shoes made for his dogs. The shoes are Nike. Not that Nike, this Nike stands for Nobody Intelligent Knowing Extravagance.
Boxer Floyd Mayweather had designer shoes made for his dogs. The designer shoe brand is WEHU. Which stands for Why Everybody Hates Us.
Boxer Floyd Mayweather bought his dog designer shoes. That story again, Floyd Mayweather has officially run out of ways to blow his money.
"I’ll donate a kidney. Eric, give her your kidney."
- What Donald Trump would say if he found out Melania needed a kidney transplant.
Boxer Floyd Mayweather had designer shoes made for his dogs. The shoes are Nike. Not the athletic shoe Nike, this Nike stands for Nobody Intelligent's Kind of Extravagance.
A legless Florida woman, wanted for armed robbery, was arrested when her boyfriend tried to hide her in a plastic storage bin. Now she is going to testify against him and roll-over on her boyfriend.
A legless Florida woman was arrested for armed robbery after trying to hide in a plastic tub. She was charged with grand larceny, resisting arrest and impersonating "Forrest Gump's" Lieutenant Dan.
Pirates pitcher, Jameson Taillon, said he would consider letting someone pee on his finger to heal a cut. Upon hearing this, Vladimir Putin offered to send two prostitutes to Pittsburgh.
Pirates pitcher, Jameson Taillon, said he would consider peeing on his cut finger to speed up the healing. Son, if peeing on something made it healthier, my inner thighs would only be 12-years-old.
A legless Florida woman, wanted for armed robbery, was arrested trying to hide in a plastic storage bin. As to what led her to a life of crime, police are stumped.
An Israeli soccer team changed their name to Trump. Upon changing their name, they estimated their game attendance went from 8,000 to one million.
A legless Florida woman, wanted for armed robbery, was arrested trying to hide in a plastic storage bin. Police were shocked, she was the last culprit they suspected would step-up her crime spree.
(Does Florida just stay awake at night coming up with this shit? )
Diva receiver, Dez Bryant, turned down a $21 mil. offer from the Baltimore Ravens and now all other offers have dried up. When they asked Dez's agent for a comment, Johnny Manziel declined.
A Colorado woman was arrested after she blew up a 7-Eleven's microwave heating up urine for a drug test.
"How come none of us idiots thought of this first?" Asked the state of Florida.
Boxer Floyd Mayweather had designer shoes made for his dogs. The shoes are Nike. Not that Nike, this Nike stands for Nobody Intelligent Knowing Extravagance.
Boxer Floyd Mayweather had designer shoes made for his dogs. The designer shoe brand is WEHU. Which stands for Why Everybody Hates Us.
Boxer Floyd Mayweather bought his dog designer shoes. That story again, Floyd Mayweather has officially run out of ways to blow his money.
"I’ll donate a kidney. Eric, give her your kidney."
- What Donald Trump would say if he found out Melania needed a kidney transplant.
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