Sunday, May 20, 2018

Donald Trump welcomed his wife Melania back from the hospital in a tweet where he misspelled her name Melanie. 

Melania then tweeted, "It's the thought that c*nts."

The Vegas Golden Knights, started last year, are vying for a spot in the Stanley Cup. Here are some of the other names they considered:

The Vegas Desert Grave Diggers  (That one is owned by Martin Scorsese)

The Vegas Medical School Strippers

The Vegas Casino Knee-Cappers

The Vegas Oxygen Tank Smokers

The Vegas 30-Something Female  Midwestern Tourist Who Comes to Las Vegas For the Thrill of Turning a Trick as a Hooker.