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A stylist who has made sexual assault charges against Ryan Seacrest had her claims verified by a co-worker. This is shocking. Ryan Seacrest is straight?

Hope Hicks has resigned as White House Communications Director. Sean Spicer, Anthony Scaramucci, Hope Hicks. Even ISIS is wondering why Trump can’t keep a spokesperson.

“US News & World Report” claims California has the lowest quality of life. This report was by someone who has not seen a weather report in February.

Oprah said she asked god if she should run for president, and god has not answered back. “Hey, it’s the off-season, give me a break,” said Tom Brady.

The CEO of Sea World has resigned. Without his Sea World job, it will be tough for his life to have porpoise. 

The CEO of Sea World has resigned. And instead of a golden parachute, he gets a lifetime supply of sardines.

Donald Trump’s son-in-law, Jared Kushner, just had his security clearance downgraded. In addition, his Costco membership is under review.

Donald Trump’s son-in-law, Jared Kushner, just had his security clearance downgraded. No more Taco Tuesdays in the Situation Room.

The CEO of Sea World has resigned. The sickest part? He is going to work for Red Lobster.

A report claims the biggest reason candidates are not picked for “The Bachelor” is herpes. The biggest reason candidates are picked for “The Bachelor”? Lying about herpes.