It is the one-year anniversary of when a Hamas explosives expert blew off his arms and legs. In addition, he is in serious jeopardy of losing his title of Explosives Expert.

It is the one-year-anniversary of when a Hamas explosives expert blew off his arms and legs. When asked what went wrong, he was stumped.

The US women’s hockey team defeated Canada to with the Olympic gold medal. And the US men’s hockey team averaged four stars in their Uber rating.

It is the one-year-anniversary of when a Hamas explosives expert blew off his arms and legs. It was the worst performance prior to Fergie singing the National Anthem. 

A flight from Dubai to Amsterdam had to make an emergency landing after a fight broke out over a passenger who refused to stop passing gas. The offending passenger was arrested and charged with impersonating Fergie. 

At the Olympics, a Russian curler tested positive for doping. Officials became suspicious when he started sweeping and broke through the ice to the cement underneath.

Officials became suspicious when he threw a stone from South Korea to North Korea.

Since you asked:

No doubt about it, we live in divisive times. So the last thing anyone needs is some hack, underemployed, freelance comedy writer stirring things up. But, as the song says, “Here you come again.”

Is a hot dog a sandwich?

Before friends become enemies and enemies become friends, let’s look at this logically. A sandwich is like pornography; I know it when I see it. And I usually take a nap afterwards. 

To say something is a sandwich because it has meat and bread is flat false. The greatest two sandwiches in the world have no meat. The grilled cheese sandwich and the peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

To say something with dough, meats, sauce and cheese is a sandwich is to say that pizza is a sandwich. If we say pizza is a sandwich, well, then the terrorists win. Is a calzone a sandwich? Do you want me to come over there and slap yo' face? 

A hot dog is a hot dog. A hot dog is not a sandwich. A hamburger is not a sandwich. A sandwich is a sandwich. 


The NRA wants to arm teachers. Yeah, 'cause I can just see my third grade teacher, Mrs Henderson, adjust her hairnet, drop her knitting, pick up a glock and bust a cap in a G's ass.