Saturday, January 20, 2018

I got the squeaks, I got the sqwanks, I got the stinks and the stanks, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

Sen. Chuck Schumer said negotiating with Donald Trump was like negotiating with Jell-O. Look for Trump's next book, "The Art of the Congeal." 

Kanye and Kim named their daughter Chicago West. They were going to name her after Kim's mom, but Publicity Whore just did not have the same ring.

Rumor has it Tom Brady's hand injury is far worse than the Patriots are telling us. It hurt so much, Brady had to have someone else deflate the balls.

David Beckham has released a line of male grooming products. The #1 male grooming tip? Be born looking like David Beckham.

Rumor has it Tom Brady's hand injury is pretty bad. The Patriots are trying to deflate this story.