Mr. Moose is on the loose, he's full of juice and that ain't no ruse, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers


After fires and mudslides, Californians are becoming sentimental of when the scariest thing was a private Happy Hour with Bill Cosby.


It is 2018, but I keep writing “The Kardashians have killed our collective souls” on my checks.


Awkward moment in Trump’s speech when he said he wanted to visit the Norwegian town of Yssup Rebbarg. It was a prompter hack. Yssup Rebbarg is Pussy Grabber backwards.



A TMZ video shows Harvey Weinstein being slapped by a drunk restaurant patron. “Oh, that’s horrible. Harvey’s done some bad things, but he does not deserve this,” said absolutely nobody.



A TMZ video shows Harvey Weinstein being slapped by a drunk restaurant patron. Joke is on the drunk guy. His hand now has an herpes.



TMZ video shows Harvey Weinstein slapped by a drunk restaurant patron. It was an honest mistake, the drunk guy wanted to give Harvey an encouraging slap on the butt, but it is impossible to distinguish between Harvey’s ass and his face.



Harvey Weinstein reached a divorce agreement with his wife, Georgia Chapman. It was the first time after an agreement divorce lawyers - not their clients - had to take a Silkwood Shower. 




Annoying publicity whore, LaVar Bell, said his son, Lonzo’s LA Laker teammates no longer want to play for the coach, Luke Walton. In a related story, the Lakers have copyrighted the term: LaVartarded.