The tilty-head is dirty pool, Wally and Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers
England has a gym where the exercise class naps for 45 minutes. It’s called “The Cleveland Browns’ Workout.”
New England Patriot's Tom Brady has injured his hand. It is pretty serious. When he wins the Super Bowl, he may have to put the ring on a different finger.
England has a gym where the exercise class naps for 45 minutes. It’s called “Napercise.” It is endorsed by Dr. Ben Carson.
England has a gym where, for $50, the exercise class naps for 45 minutes. Or as it is also called: being ripped off.
Race car driver, Danica Patrick, is dating Packers QB, Aaron Rodgers. Which is surprising for Rodgers when you consider Danica’s checkered past.
It looks like the US Government will be shut down. Oh my word, do you know what this means? No, really, does anyone know what this means?
It looks like the US Government will be shut down. This means if you drive to a national park this weekend, there won’t be anyone there to take your money. You’ll have to go in for free.
Porn Star, Stormy Daniels, is writing a book about her alleged affair with Donald Trump. The working title is, “50 Shades of Covfefe.”
Russia has been banned from the Winter Olympics for doping. The Russian women’s hockey team have grown protest beards.
In Newark, Chris Christie was caught by TSA trying to sneak through airport security. Christie set off the alarm with the two canned hams he was sneaking in his pants.
Homeland Security Sec., Kirstjen Nielsen, claimed she did not know Norway was white. Really? Because I think the word Kirstjen is Norwegian for Caucasian.
Kanye and Kim have named their baby girl Chicago West. To which Chicago said, “Haven’t we suffered enough with the Bears?”
Kanye and Kim have named their baby girl Chicago West. They wanted to name the baby where it was conceived, so it was either Chicago or Olive Garden Bathroom.
Random Lex’s.
It takes everything I have, when I watch the Apple iPod commercial with the little brat who wisecracks, “What’s a computer?” not to yell, “Don’t talk back, missy.”
Fellow “This Is Us,” fans. Are we more than a little tired of poor, handsome Kevin whining about crap?
It will be a New England and Vikings Super Bowl in Minnesota and the Vikings will need that advantage.
It's the one year anniversary of Trump's time in office and the government is about to shut down. That's like being in your job performance review and offering the reviewer a shot from you flask.
In a recent "Modern Family" episode that featured a guest appearance by James Van Der Beek, Mitchell mistook Van Der Beek's character for a surprise "gift" from his partner, Cam. Not to be a prude, but that utterly creeped me out. Is that something we are to assume hip married gay guys do? Buy each other prostitutes? Blaahch.
Is there a more depressing lyric line in rock than “Oh yeah, life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone?” Besides Blue Oyster Cult advising teenage suicide in “Don’t Fear the Reaper,” of course. Thank you, John P. Cougar Diddy Mellencamp.
Thinking of moving to Lisbon to write comedy, play harmonica and stand up surf and eat fresh seafood and drink enough port to make me forget my pin number. Who’s with me?
Porn Star, Stormy Daniels, is writing a book about her alleged affair with Donald Trump. The working title is, “50 Shades of Covfefe.”
Russia has been banned from the Winter Olympics for doping. The Russian women’s hockey team have grown protest beards.
In Newark, Chris Christie was caught by TSA trying to sneak through airport security. Christie set off the alarm with the two canned hams he was sneaking in his pants.
Homeland Security Sec., Kirstjen Nielsen, claimed she did not know Norway was white. Really? Because I think the word Kirstjen is Norwegian for Caucasian.
Kanye and Kim have named their baby girl Chicago West. To which Chicago said, “Haven’t we suffered enough with the Bears?”
Kanye and Kim have named their baby girl Chicago West. They wanted to name the baby where it was conceived, so it was either Chicago or Olive Garden Bathroom.
Random Lex’s.
It takes everything I have, when I watch the Apple iPod commercial with the little brat who wisecracks, “What’s a computer?” not to yell, “Don’t talk back, missy.”
Fellow “This Is Us,” fans. Are we more than a little tired of poor, handsome Kevin whining about crap?
It will be a New England and Vikings Super Bowl in Minnesota and the Vikings will need that advantage.
It's the one year anniversary of Trump's time in office and the government is about to shut down. That's like being in your job performance review and offering the reviewer a shot from you flask.
In a recent "Modern Family" episode that featured a guest appearance by James Van Der Beek, Mitchell mistook Van Der Beek's character for a surprise "gift" from his partner, Cam. Not to be a prude, but that utterly creeped me out. Is that something we are to assume hip married gay guys do? Buy each other prostitutes? Blaahch.
Is there a more depressing lyric line in rock than “Oh yeah, life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone?” Besides Blue Oyster Cult advising teenage suicide in “Don’t Fear the Reaper,” of course. Thank you, John P. Cougar Diddy Mellencamp.
Thinking of moving to Lisbon to write comedy, play harmonica and stand up surf and eat fresh seafood and drink enough port to make me forget my pin number. Who’s with me?
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