A Delta flight from JFK to Seattle had all toilets go out and had to make a bathroom break in Billings. It worked out fine, the pilots needed more ice for their margaritas.

Due to nationwide doping, the IOC has banned Russia from the 2018 Olympics. But clean athletes from Russia can compete neutrally. Good news for Ivan, the near-sighted badminton player.

Amazon now has a shopping profile for pets. Just go to Amazon and click on to “Why Other Countries Hate Us.” 

An Australian company called Geeky Sex Toys has come out with a line of Star Wars themed sex toys. Women particularly like the Wookie Shookie.

A Delta flight from JFK to Seattle had all toilets go out and had to make a bathroom break in Billings. After landing in Billings, they had no choice but to change their name to Spirit Airlines. 

Despite Al Franken’s resignation for sexual harassment, many during the holidays say they still admire his judgment and humor. At least I think that’s what they mean when they say Franken’s sense and mirth.