The L.A. Chargers were a dismal 1-3 in the preseason to sparse home crowds. In more important news for San Diegans: Anything. 

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Donald Trump is donating $1 mil. to Hurricane Harvey flood victims. In a seemingly related story, The White House announced CNN will be charged $1 mil. to attend the next press conference.

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Chipotle announced their first drive-through restaurants. This will give Chipotle customers a much-needed head start driving to the emergency room. 


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Along with their 15 month-old son, Michael Phelps and is wife are expecting baby #2. In terms of fertility, who would have guessed Michael has some fast swimmers there?


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Kendall Jenner has been named “Fashion Icon of the Decade.” And to her credit, there are only two words in that Kendall does not know. 


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13 human feet - still inside their shoe - have washed up on a Vancouver beach since 2007. And, no, it is not named Hop Along Beach. 

13 human feet - still inside their shoe - have washed up on a Vancouver beach since 2007. Ten years is a long time to have trouble afoot. 


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Houston Texan, J.J. Watt,  has raised over $15 million for the flood victims. But that one million you’re donating, billionaire Donald Trump, that’s good too. 

Houston Texan, J.J. Watt,  has raised over $15 million for the flood victims. After Joel Osteen locked out flood victims, J.J. just hung Joel Osteen from his underwear in the locker of public opinion. 

You know things are strange when an NFL player has to show an evangelist how to treat people.