The Detroit Lions signed Matt Stafford to the highest salary in NFL history with 5-year, $135 mil. Or, as Floyd Mayweather calls $135 mil., four rounds.



The Detroit Lions just signed Matt Stafford to the highest salary in NFL history with $135 mil. over five years. Upon hearing this, Colin Kaepernick had to take a knee even though the Anthem was not playing.



Houston evangelist, Joel Osteen, who refused to let flood victims into his 16,000 seat church, is now opening his doors. Because I believe it says in the bible, “Thou shalt not be a douche.” 




The Kardashians have donated $500,000 to Harvey relief. This will buy a lot of much-needed supplies and a 24-hour truce from comedians.