Anyone else notice the resemblance? 

There is a new beer, Super Critical Ale, that contains marijuana. How fat and lazy have we become when getting drunk and high separately is too much work? 

As Hurricane Harvey builds off the coast of Texas, as a drastic move they are thinking of bringing in the Cleveland Browns. That way they can be sure it won’t touchdown.

Coldplay has postponed their Friday concert in Houston due to Hurricane Harvey. “You’re welcome,” said God.