All the boys think she's a spy, she's got Betty Davis eyes, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

Happy 5th Birthday to Walter Payton Kaseberg. A.k.a. Sir Walter, Waller the Baller, Goose, Smooch-hound, the Big Weasel, Cuddle-Bunny and Kachooks. 

It is hot in Los Angeles. People are sweating like Joel Osteen wrestling with his conscience.

Tampa Bay Buccaneer QB, Ryan Fitzpatrick, has been on 7 teams. That’s more teams than Khloe Kardashian has been on. 

In Las Vegas, Usher - the accused in four herpes lawsuits - hosted a pool party at the Venetian. Oddly enough, nobody wanted to go in the pool. 

It was hot in Los Angeles. People were sweating like four-times-herpes-accused, Usher, invited them into a hot tub.

It has been over a year, and they have still not found the culprit who bit off the finger of a San Francisco bartender. Police got lots of tips on suspects who were fingered, but they weren’t able to knuckle-down an arrest, so they’re still stumped.

Kendall Jenner named “Fashion Icon of the Decade.” “Well deserved,” said “Vogue.” “Congratulations,” said, “Cosmopolitan.” “Is that the flat, tall skinny one or the short one who has had all the Michael Jackson-like work done?” Asked everyone else.

The L.A. Chargers are ready for their new NFL role. The rest of the league is the Harlem Globetrotters and they’re the Washington Generals. 

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