To get an NFL team interested, Michael Vick said Colin Kaepernick needs to cut his hair. Wow. I can’t believe Michael dogged him like that.

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After his cameo on “Game of Thrones,” Ed Sheeran deleted his Twitter account. “None of those words make any sense,” said my Aunt Nellie.

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Dallas Cowboy, Ezekiel Elliott, under investigation for domestic abuse and involved in two car crashes, was also in a bar fight. Luckily for Elliott, his “Feed Me” gesture works when asking for bail money.

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OJ Simpson may be paroled on Thursday. OJ is a lot heavier, so guard the donut shops because OJ is going to look for the real crullers. 

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ESPN is going to broadcast OJ Simpson’s Thursday parole hearing. ESPN now stands for Especially Suspect Parole Nonsense.