Slake that snake and rake that Jake, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers




Researchers now believe they have found the spot where Amelia Earhart died 73 years after she vanished. We do not know what Earhart died of, we just know it would not be covered by Trump Care.

Researchers now believe they have found the spot where Amelia Earhart died 73 years after she vanished. They believe she died waiting for the cable guy to hook her up.




New York Yankee, Aaron Judge, won the Home Run Derby hitting several home runs over 500 ft. Alex Rodriguez ranked the performance four-out-of-four syringes. 



The first place Los Angeles Dodgers have a new mascot, the flashing grandma. An elderly woman who flashed her white bra to the crowd. And if she takes the bra off, she’ll also flash the three rows in front of her.



In Iraq, ISIS is on the verge of total defeat. It is so bad, they may change their name to the Cleveland Browns.



In Iraq, ISIS is on the verge of total defeat. It is so bad, they may changer their name to the Philadelphia PhillISIS. `



The latest poll has Chris Christie’s disapproval rate at 85%. In New Jersey that ranks somewhere between a rancid corn dog and a loan shark’s beat-down.