Monday, July 03, 2017

A Florida man shot himself in the penis. Speaking of shooting himself in the penis, Chris Christie vacationed on the same beach he closed.

A pregnant Florida woman was arrested after pelting her brother with cupcakes. They passed an edict against throwing cupcakes. Everyone knows you can’t have your cake and edict too.

There is a video of Marshawn Lynch playing in a charity soccer game. Now, I do not want to say Marshawn is fat, but it looks like beast mode has been replaced with a la mode.