A Big, Scary, Great White Closes Beaches this 4th. And Besides Chris Christie, there are shark sightings.

And today I get to go to the doctor's and have this image power-washed from my eyeballs

New Jersey Gov., Chris Christie ordered beaches shut down and then took his family to the vacant beach. Asked how he will handle the public relations fall-out, Christie said he’ll cross that bridge when he closes it.

 Christie had to close the beach. Rude people kept yelling, “Save Shamu.”

The beach closing went so well, today Christie ordered all New Jersey ice cream shops closed.

This has to be the worst pubic relations move since Maria Antoinette suggested a bread substitute.

Today Donald Trump named Christie Sec. Of Not Doing Stupid Crap.


This happened again today. What the hell?  Is Russia hacking my blog?

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