Fallon's new 'stache be like . . . 

A Pennsylvania man has been awarded $870,000 after doctors removed the wrong testicle. But with all his legal fees, it will barely cover his nut. 

Qatar Airways has, once again, been named the best airline in the world. Whereas Spirit Airlines was named the second best airline at Spirit Airlines.

Steve Bannon said the reason Sean Spicer has not been on the air is because “Sean got fatter.” Steve Bannon was then strangled to death by Princess Leia and her chain. 

Jets in Phoenix were grounded because it was too hot to take off. Except for Spirit Airlines, they have experience in this heat as the airlines from Hell.

A Pennsylvania man has been awarded $870,000 after a doctor removed the wrong testicle. In addition the doctor was named the worst ear, nose and throat doctor ever. 

A Pennsylvania man has been awarded $870,000 after doctors removed the wrong testicle. He hopes the settlement will help him adjust and feel less like an oddball.

A Pennsylvania man has been awarded $870,000 after doctors removed the wrong testicle. Good thing he stood up to those doctors, that took a lot of ball.

A Pennsylvania man has been awarded $870,000 after doctors removed the wrong testicle. The evidence was lopsided in his favor. 

A Pennsylvania man has been awarded $870,000 after doctors removed the wrong testicle. But the settlement has not helped his mood. He’s still a little testy. 

A Pennsylvania man has been awarded $870,000 after doctors removed the wrong testicle. Under a million for a lost testicle? Seems like they low-balled him. 

Mattel has come out with a new Ken doll with a man-bun. Douchey man-purse sold separately. 

Ex-New England Patriot lineman, Ryan O’Callaghan, has come out as gay. O’Callaghan said he feared shame, rejection and humiliation. Not for being gay, he was once almost traded to the Cleveland Browns. 

Mattel has come out with a new Ken doll with a man-bun. So Ken still does not have genitalia, but now he is a dick.

Mattel has come out with a new Ken doll with a man-bun. Vegan diet and cocaine stash that could kill a horse sold separately.

OJ Simpson could get out of prison by October before Halloween. Just in time for OJ to go trick or treating as the Ghost of Justice Present. 

Mattel has come out with a new Ken doll with a man-bun. Prius and screenplay - neither of which he will ever shut up about - sold separately.