South African waterman, Chris Bertish, crossed the Atlantic unassisted on a Stand Up Paddle Board. And this morning in the shower, I was too lazy to repeat lather and rinse. 

A man on a Hawaiian Airlines flight from Las Vegas to Honolulu, caused the flight to be diverted to LA after a fight with a flight attendant over paying $12 for a blanket. And even though they were not involved, Spirit Airlines charged him a $20 Bedding Negotiating fee.





The Chicago Bears have officially cut Jay Cutler. “I’ll play quarterback for the Bears,” said Johnny Manziel during his break as the deep-fryer at McDonalds.  

After being let go, Cutler released a statement, but it was intercepted and returned for a touchdown. 

It looks like OJ Simpson will be released from prison in October. Just in time for Donald Trump to name him Sec. of Marital Counseling. 

During a demonstration during a Florida arson trial, a lawyer’s pants caught on fire. As soon as the prosecutor cited the obvious “Liar, liar, pants on fire,” objection, the defense shouted the classic rejoinder “I know you are, but what am I?” . 




How messed up are the Washington Redskins? Today the Browns are considering changing their name to the Cleveland "At Least We're Not The Redskins."