Tuesday, March 07, 2017

White House press secretary, Sean Spicer, was the White House Easter Bunny in 2008. Somewhere, Laurence Peter, creator of the Peter Principal, is spinning in his grave.

LA Dodger, Yasiel Puig, had $500,000 worth of jewelry stolen from his home. Actually, the jewelry started out worth $500,000, but after a few disappointing seasons, it is not nearly as shiny as it was and is now only worth $250,000. 

A study claims people who have sex the night before are more productive at work the next day. This study does not reflect well on the wives and girlfriends of the Cleveland Browns.

Not to say that my beloved UC Santa Barbara Gaucho 6-22 basketball team had a bad season, but they went to buy tickets for the NCAA tournament and missed the ticket booth. 

Ex-Alabama linebacker, Ruben Foster, did not make it to the NFL combine in Indiana after being sent home after an argument with a medical worker. Even Johnny Manziel made it to the combine.

Witnesses say Foster got in an ugly "Do you know who I am?" hissy fit with a cranky hospital employee.  Foster's stock did not just drop. It was as if it was discovered his stock was printed on paper made from asbestos.

Since you asked:

Big fan of the actor, Danny Trejo. Trejo’s face looks like somebody was wearing it for underpants and then removed them to use them to beat out a cactus fire. 

We are still looking for a financear, fianceer, financiousa, finanosposa, someone to put cash into a documentary showing the houses around Laurel Canyon, Malibu, Topanga Canyon, the studios and clubs on Sunset Blvd and Santa Monica Blvd where the some of the greatest songs of the 70’s were created. From the Byrds, Doors and Beach Boys to the Eagles and Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers. 

Similar to “Legends of Laurel Canyon” but more about the locations and the songs. And I will write the narrative to include some funny. 

Pony-up like the Stone Ponies. $$$$$$. 

Please do not watch "Mike And Dave Need Wedding Dates." It sucks.

Anna Kendrick is cute and all but kind of looks like she is not well. But Aubry Plaza somehow manages to utterly free fall from the list of hot actresses. 

Was a huge fan of the Aubry Plaza in "Parks and Recreation." She has those awesome huge brown eyes and killer gams. And she has the dry funny. 

But "MADNWD" did not do her any favors at all.