Monday, February 27, 2017

Spain is trying to increase its national birthrate. They want the US to do their part and appoint ex- New York Jet, Antonio Cromartie, the father of 13 kids with nine mothers, the Ambassador to Spain.

New England Patriot’s Julian Edelman posted pictures getting his beard cut off. And guess what? When they shaved his beard, they found Tom Brady’s missing Super Bowl jersey. 

Donald Trump met with the leaders of black colleges. Awkward moment when the founder  of Trump University asked them, “So how do you scam students out of their tuition?” 

The last time Warren Beatty got this upset over an envelope is when it was lab results from an obstetrician. 

The reviews are in and the Oscar host did a good job. So congratulations, Jimmy Fallon. Oh, no, I mean Jimmy Kimmel.