Monday, February 27, 2017

You had one job . . .

The reviews are in and the host of the Oscars did a great job, Jimmy Fallon. Oh shoot, I mean Jimmy Kimmel. 

Everyone thinks they’re so funny with their obvious Steve Harvey Oscar jokes. Where are all the Casey Affleck Unabomber quips?

It is raining so hard in LA it actually washed somebody into a theater showing “Manchester by the Sea.” 

Rachel Dolezal, the woman who lied about being black to be the head of an NAACP branch, is on food stamps and unemployed. No problem, all she has to do now is identify as being rich.

Warren Beatty flubbed Best Picture. The last time Warren Beatty screwed something up that badly was when he forgot to take his Viagra at the Playboy Mansion. 

Poor Warren Beatty. I have not seen someone make as big a putz of themselves since the ’74 streaker in back of David Niven.