You're killin' me, Smalls, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers


Police have put the value of Tom Brady’s stolen Super Bowl jersey at $500,000. Obviously that price seems inflated. 

And the value of Johnny Manziel’s Chipotle apron is a $20 deposit.


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Kellyane Conway has been conspicuously absent in the press. Conway claims she is just receiving alternative publicity.


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Oscar host, Jimmy Kimmel, said he might retire from late night television. And here is an even bigger shock: Carson Daly has not retired form late night television. 



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Gay right wing firebrand, Milo Yiannopoulos, resigned from “Breitbart” after he supported 13-year-old pedophilia. You know we’ve reached a divisive time in politics when the only thing both sides agree on is being against pedophilia. 




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The host of the Oscars, Jimmy Kimmel, said most celebrities are pretty liberal. In Hollywood, pretty liberal means they reach out to the disenfranchised: their groundskeepers.