If Ezekiel Elliott goes to prison for one of his five domestic
violence charges, will he make the "Feed Me" gesture at
the prison cafeteria?


You gossah-do the gossah-do, Torn Slatterns
and Nugget Ranchers



Donald Trump has named a Hardee’s and Carl's Jr. fast food executive, Andrew Puzder, as the labor secretary. Because Washington needs more bureaucrats with the word Pud in their name. 



United Airlines is going to start charging for using overhead bins. Or as United now calls overhead bins: Convenient Head-level Elevated Access Trunks. Or CHEATS for short.