Thursday, December 08, 2016

That 6.5 earthquake off Northern California was pretty strong. It actually shook a Prius with a Bernie Sanders sticker into the parking lot of a Trump hotel. 

A new dating app sets up travelers on planes to hook-up for the mile high club. It does not work for Spirit Airlines travelers because they’re already screwed.

Chris Christie only has a 19% approval rating in New Jersey. Olive Garden has a higher rating with real Italians. 

The most popular baby names of 2016 were Emma and Noah. The least popular? Cleveland and Browns. 

Donald Trump has named Dr. Ben Carson as the Sec. of HUD. And, no, HUD does not stand for  Half Unconscious Doctor. 

Donald Trump has named Dr. Ben Carson the Sec. of HUD. And here I thought Dr. Ben would be named Sec. All Star of the Mannequin Challenge. 

The New York Jets were destroyed on “MNF” by the Indianapolis Colts 41-10. The Jets looked so awful, they may have to change their name to Spirit Airlines. 

Donald Trump has named Dr. Ben Carson as the Sec. of HUD. Carson will be the first ever secretary of HUD who, when he claimed in his memoir to be a failed murderer, was called a liar. 

“Last Tango In Paris,” director, Bernardo Bertolucci, claims Marlon Brando sexually assaulted his co-star, Maria Schneider, with a stick of butter. Worse yet, it was “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter.”

Announcer Joe Buck admitted he once called a Brett Favre-Shannon Sharpe touchdown while peeing in a trash can. You could tell by the play-by-play: “Favre pops out of the hole, releases and Sharpe shakes loose and squirts in for the score.”